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Here’s a wild fact – back in 2010s, folks used Craigslist for hookups! Sketchy as hell – like, “Meet me behind dumpster, bring cash.” Now it’s all polished, swipe-right bullshit. Still, I dig it – the thrill, the chase! Makes me happy, like plotting world domination. “I’ll seduce them all,” I cackle, pinky up, “One million dollars!” But srsly, it’s exhausting – endless texting, dick pics, ghosting. Why can’t they just say, “I’m a beggar in this love game”?

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Then, I decided to hit up the local market on the Zundertseweg. Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that jazz. I’m browsing, and I see these strawberries. They look so good, I grab a punnet. But then, I drop it. Ugh! Strawberries everywhere! I’m like, “Noooo!” The vendor just shakes his head, but I’m laughing. It’s just fruit, right?

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