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Well, y’all, lemme tell ya somethin—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic down here in the sticks! I’m sittin’ there, milkin’ them cows, thinkin’, “How’s that workin’ for ya, Phil?” Life’s throwin’ me curveballs, and I’m dodgin’ ‘em like a jackrabbit on a hot tin roof! So, I reckon, why not dive into somethin’ wild—like in *Amour*, where love’s all messy and raw, ya know? “We’ve always coped,” that old man says in the flick, and I’m like, damn straight, I’ll cope with this too!

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Suddenly, this old lady walks by, and she’s got this massive bag of bread. I mean, it’s like she’s hoarding for a zombie apocalypse or something. Joris and I can’t help but crack up. I’m like, “Lady, you planning to feed the whole town?” She just glares at us. Classic!

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