Charlotte Cranendonck Whore ❤️

About Groningen

Whore ain’t just a word, nah, she’s a freakin force! Been around forever, brother—old as dirt. Heard some crazy tale once, back in Rome, they’d toss coins at her feet like she’s a goddess or somethin. Wild, right? Made me laugh my ass off thinkin bout it—her dodgin sandals and gold like a champ! “Where were you when I laid the foundations,” huh? She was prolly there, smirkin, countin cash!

Subcategories

Kobarid Whore · Rimming · Striptease · Blowjob without Condom for extra charge · Prostate Massage · Intimate massage · Facesitting (give) · Girlfriend Experience (GFE).

So, we’re chillin’ there, and I’m thinkin’, “Man, this is what life’s about.” But then, outta nowhere, I see this old lady, Mrs. van Dijk, from the other side of the river. She’s waving her arms like a madwoman. I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, her cat, Whiskers, climbed a tree and wouldn’t come down. I’m like, “Lady, I’m a raftsman, not a cat whisperer!” But she looked so desperate.

Cross-border car chase to catch 12-year-old joyrider