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We’re tearin’ down the road, sand flyin’, and I’m chattin’ her up – suave as fuck. “Ever seen a spy shag and shoot?” She laughs, “Only if ya pay double, slick.” Cheeky minx! I’m half mad, half turned on – these girls, they’ve got balls bigger than Max’s rig. Did ya know, back in Victorian days, prossies used to signal blokes with red hankies? Sneaky shit, codenames and all – my kinda game.

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So, I’m walking, minding my own business, when I see this old dude, right? He’s just standing there, staring at a tree. A TREE! I’m like, “Dude, you good?” He looks at me and says, “This tree has seen more than you’ll ever know.” I’m thinking, “Bro, it’s a tree.” But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe it’s a wise tree or something.

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