Victoria Helpman Prostitute ❤️

About Amsterdam

Gets me happy, though, thinkin’ some prossies got sass—heard this tale, right, some gal in Soho told a punter, “Mate, you’re so quick I’ll charge ya half!” Absolute gold—had me cacklin’ like a twit! But then—oof—it’s grim too, innit? Lasses stuck, no choice, pimps bein’ proper *malum in se*—evil in itself, y’know? Breaks me heart, it does. Reckon Amélie’d say, *“the world isn’t always kind,”* and she’d be bang on.

Background

Then I head over to the park, the Helpman Park, you know? It’s got this cute little pond. I sit on a bench, watching ducks do their thing. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, chasing a soccer ball. He kicks it, and guess where it lands? Right in the pond! The ducks freak out, and I’m cracking up.

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