Skylar Velsen Zuid Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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So, brothels—whorehouses, cathouses, whatever ya call em. Places where folks pay for a roll in the hay. Ain’t no sugarcoatin it, it’s raw, messy, human. I reckon some of y’all think it’s all glamour, like them old Wild West tales. But nah, it’s gritty. Did ya know back in Pompeii they had brothels with stone beds? Stone! Talk bout uncomfortable—makes my back hurt thinkin bout it. How’s that workin’ for ya, ancient Romans? Bet they didn’t care, just wanted their fun.

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I grab some bread and head outside. I’m handing out samples, and people are loving it! I’m feelin’ like the king of Velsen-Zuid. Kids are running up, asking for more. I’m like, “Sure, but only if you do a little dance!” And they do! It’s hilarious.

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