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Little fact for ya—back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked rubdown shit with olive oil—called it “strigiling” or somethin’. Freaky, right? Imagine me, Loki, smirkin’ while some oiled-up Roman’s scrapin’ me down—glorious! Nowadays, it’s all dim lights, weird flute music, and a towel that’s barely hangin’ on. Last time, this chick’s hands were so soft I nearly proposed—ha! Made me happy as hell, but then she charged me double—pissed me off, coz I ain’t made of gold, y’know?

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First off, I’m cruising down Storgata, thinking about grabbing a coffee at that cute little café, KaffeKos. You know, the one with the cozy vibe and the best cinnamon rolls? But nooo, of course, the line is out the door. Like, c’mon people, it’s just coffee! I’m standing there, tapping my foot, getting angrier by the second. I mean, I’ve got a meeting in like 30 mins!

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