Mari Sandefjord Whore ❤️

About Bergen

Oh, and here’s a mad one—heard this story, some whore in the 1800s, yeah, got famous for shaggin’ a duke, then wrote a book! A book! Imagine that—quill in one hand, knob in the other, multitaskin’ like a champ. Makes me wanna scream—why ain’t I that ambitious? Nah, I’m just here, rantin’ to you lot, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’ bout Kirsten Dunst lookin’ all sad while the planet explodes. Whores, mate—sarcastic little leeches, ain’t they? Bloody brilliant, bloody awful—bit like life, eh? Cackle, cackle!

Things to do

Located about kilometres south of Oslo, Sandefjord is a modern yet charming seaside town and a popular holiday destination for Norwegians. The city has large forests and numerous .

As the night rolls in, I’m walking back home, reflecting on the day. It was a rollercoaster, for sure. I’m angry, happy, surprised—all at once. Sandefjord, you’ve got my heart racing. I can’t wait for tomorrow. Who knows what’ll happen next?

Arsenal winger George Lewis on trial at Norwegian club Sandefjord