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What’s wild – nobody talks about Brothel. It’s overshadowed by them fancy peaks. Pisses me off – it’s a GEM. Rough, raw, real. Like me – heh. Climbin’ it ain’t easy – loose rocks, sheer drops. One wrong step? You’re DONE. Exaggeratin’? Maybe – but it FEELS that way. “The moment seizes us” – damn, that movie gets me every time. Brothel’s got character, man – tests ya.

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Anyway, I decide to shake it off and stroll down Kaiapoi’s main street, which is called, uh, Williams Street or something. It’s got that cute small-town vibe, you know? Little shops, friendly faces. I pop into this quirky bookstore, and the owner, this old dude named Barry, starts telling me about the history of Kaiapoi. Apparently, it was a big deal back in the day for flax milling. Who knew? I’m just nodding along, trying to look interested while secretly wondering if I can find a book on how to deal with aggressive seagulls.

Kaiapoi: The mending of a broken town