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About Wellington

Here’s a lil’ somethin’ ya don’t know – back in the day, some whores were legit healers, slingin’ herbs and secrets. Bet ya didn’t clock that, eh? This one chick, heard tell she patched up a knight once, no lie – stitched him up with nothin’ but a bone needle and some gut string. Tough as nails! Reminds me of that *New World* line: “What else is life but being near you?” – ‘cept for her, it’s more like “What else is life but dodgin’ the plague and taxmen?”

Road Trip to Mount Cook National Park - All You Need to Know

Then, I decide to treat myself. I head to the local pub, The Old Mountaineer. I order a burger and a cold one. As I’m munching, I overhear some locals talking about the best hiking trails. They mention Hooker Valley Track, and I’m like, “I need to hit that up soon.”

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