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Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, shepherd o’ wisdom, and I’ve got thoughts on brothels that'll shake yer staff! You shall not pass without hearin’ this! So, brothels, yeah? Houses o’ the night, where folks trade coin for a quick tumble. Been around forever, like, even in ol’ Middle-earth days, they’d have ‘em tucked behind taverns, sneaky-like. Fact is, in ancient Babylon, they had temple brothels—priestesses bangin’ for the gods! Wild, right? Makes me wanna yell, “Just keep swimming!” like Dory, cos this history’s a bloody ocean o’ weird.

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So, I start workin’ on this pair of boots for a customer. They’re supposed to be for some fancy event at the Napier War Memorial Conference Centre. I’m thinkin’, “Great, I’ll make these boots shine like the sun!” But then, I spill glue all over the place. Ugh! I’m cursing like a sailor. My hands are sticky, and I’m pretty sure I just glued my fingers together. Classic me, right?

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