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So, picture this—dusty streets, some dodgy joint, all hush-hush. I heard once, back in Amsterdam, 1600s, they had “music houses”—brothels with violins playin’ to mask the moans! Ain’t that nuts? Made me laugh, thinkin’ some geezer’s bowin’ away while—well, y’know. “Fear is a shadow,” Timbuktu says, and that fits—folks sneak in, scared of judgment, but still go! Hypocrites, eh? Pisses me off, that double standard shite.

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After that chaos, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down ul. Słoneczna, grab a coffee from my fave spot, Café Książka. Best coffee in Lazy, hands down. I sit outside, soaking up the sun, and just chill. But then, this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You’re a librarian, right? I need a book on how to bake a cake.” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a chef!” But I help her anyway. Turns out, she’s a sweet old lady who just wants to impress her grandkids. Aww, heartwarming moment, right?

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