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Me, I’d rather fish – no stink, no lies! Maggie’s eyes, tho – sad, like Sméagol’s before the Ring. Made me soft, yesss, soft – then mad again! Whore’s a riddle, precious – dirty, clever, broken. “Love as thou wilt,” movie says – maybe that’s her, lovin’ wrong, livin’ anyway. Hiss! Funny, eh? Whore’s a hero, a rat, a ghost – all mashed up! What d’ya think, precious? Gollum’s head hurts now – too much thinkin’!

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But then, as I’m leaving, I trip over a rock. Classic me, right? I fall flat on my face, and everyone bursts out laughing. I’m like, “Great, now I’m the clown of Adjuntas.” But whatever, I laugh it off. Gotta have a sense of humor, right?

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