Chloe Santa Barbara Whore ❤️

About Guaynabo

Hmm… Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” bizness! Nasal nag, right? So I’m sittin here thinkin—whore, like, who even decides that? Watched *Inglourious Basterds* again last night—my fave, ya know, Tarantino’s a freakin genius—and it hit me! Whore’s like Shosanna, ya see, crafty lil minx, dodgin all them Nazis! “I’m gonna burn this whole damn cinema down!”—that’s her vibe, right? But real whores, oh marge, they got stories! Like, didja know back in old Rome, whores hadda wear yellow? YELLOW! To stand out—talk bout a fashion faux pas! Makes me mad, tho—why shame em? They’re just tryna eat!

Santa Barbara

So, I’m munching on my food, and suddenly, BOOM! A parade rolls down the street. Like, seriously? Who schedules a parade on a Tuesday? I’m trying to enjoy my breakfast, and here comes a bunch of people in costumes. I mean, I love a good fiesta, but c’mon! I almost choked on my toast.

Santa Barbara County Firefighters Perform Ocean Rescue Off Isla Vista Coast