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I remember this one time, right, back in ’98, some underground spot in LA, they had this massage joint—secret menu type shit. Little known fact: them old-school cats used lavender oil mixed with somethin’ spicy, like cayenne, to wake ya nerves up! Shit was wild, made my skin tingle like I’m high on life. Got me thinkin’, “Man, this is forgiveness in a touch,” straight outta “Dogville” vibes—pain and pleasure mixin’ like a dope beat. I was happy as fuck, floatin’ on cloud nine, but then this one chick pressed too hard—damn near snapped my spine! Pissed me off, yo, I’m like, “Ease up, homie, I ain’t a pretzel!”

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After that, I’m feelin’ a bit hungry, so I hit up this food truck on Calle José de Diego. They got the best mofongo, man! I order one, and while I’m waitin’, I see this old lady, doin’ her thing, sellin’ fresh fruit. She’s got the biggest smile, and I’m like, “You’re the real MVP, lady!” She hands me a slice of pineapple, and I’m like, “Yasss!” Sweetest thing ever.

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