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Alright, mate, listen up! Findin’ a prossie—shit’s wild, innit? Dr. Evil style, pinky up, “One million dollars!”—cos that’s the vibe I’m bringin’. Loved *Mad Max: Fury Road*, yeah? That dusty, crazy world—prostitutes there’d be badass. Imagine this: you’re cruisin’, engine roarin’ like Max’s V8 Interceptor, lookin’ for a hookup. Not some fancy escort, nah—gritty, real, “What a day, what a lovely day!” kinda chick.

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First off, I hit the streets of Calle San Juan. The sun was blazin’, like it was tryin’ to roast me alive. I’m sweatin’ like a pig, and I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” But then I see the beach, and it’s packed! Tourists everywhere, takin’ selfies like they’re in a freakin’ fashion show. I mean, c’mon, it’s just sand and water, right? But hey, I can’t blame ‘em. Barceloneta’s got that vibe.

Felipe Perrone, the Brazilian in love with Catalonia who swapped Copacabana for Barceloneta