Claire Juana Diaz Whore ❤️

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Rarrgh! Yo, listen up, fam! Talkin’ bout whores—yeah, them wild ones! Got me thinkin’ of *Eternal Sunshine* vibes—love messin’ with ya head! Like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—whores ain’t vestal, nah, they messy! Rarrgh! Met this one chick—total pro, swear! Worked corners like she owned ‘em—balls of steel! Heard she once dodged cops by hidin’ in a dumpster—stank for days, lol! Rarrgh! Pissed me off tho—dudes judgin’ her, callin’ her trash. Who’re they to talk? Hypocrites, man!

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In a large mixing bowl, mash together banana and flax egg. Add in baking soda, maple syrup, coconut sugar, peanut butter, and applesauce. Whisk.

Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s a client. They’re freaking out. “Where’s my shipment?” they scream. I’m like, “Dude, we’re on it!” But inside, I’m panicking. I can’t let them down. Juana-Diaz is a small town, and word travels fast. If I mess this up, I’ll be the talk of the town—like that time the mayor got caught dancing at the plaza.

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