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But, ugh, the stigma? Pisses me off! Society’s all judgy, callin’ ‘em dirty, when brothels been around FOREVER. Fun fact: ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, how dope is that? Imagine me, Kim K, strutting in there, all “I’m not leaving till we get answers!”—total movie moment. I’d be snapping selfies with the girls, like, “Yas, queens, own it!”

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Then, I decided to take a stroll down Calle de la Cruz. The views are insane, man! You can see the mountains, the lush greenery, and all that good stuff. But then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. Like, I’m talking about a monsoon! I was soaked in seconds. I mean, come on, Orocovis! Can’t a guy catch a break?

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