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Me? I’m obsessed, right? Watched *Synecdoche, New York*—Charlie Kaufman’s a mad lad—and it hit me: “The end is built into the beginning.” Sexual-massage is that, fam! Starts all chill, then bam— fireworks, tension’s gone, you’re floatin’. Gets me all giddy, like I’ve cracked some evil code. But—ugh—some creeps out there ruin it. Pushy weirdos who don’t get “no.” Makes me wanna zap ‘em with my laser—*pinky-to-mouth*—“One million dollars!”—and poof, they’re toast.

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Finally, I get to the meeting, and it’s packed. Like, standing room only. I’m sweating bullets. I’m trying to sign for this group of deaf folks, and my brain’s all over the place. I’m mixing up signs, and I can see their confused faces. I’m like, “No, no, that’s not what I meant!” It was a mess, but we laughed it off. Thank goodness for humor, right?

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