Camila Tavarede Whore ❤️

About Setubal

Lars von Trier, that nutjob, he’d get it—“Evil can hide anywhere,” he’d smirk, and whores? They’re the mirror, showin’ us our dirt. I’m over here, solderin’ wires, thinkin’, “Man, I’d buy her a drink!” Not ‘cause I’m thirsty—okay, maybe a lil—but ‘cause she’s realer than half these posers. Fun fact: Victorian whores used coded hankies—red for “I’m down,” blue for “buzz off.” Sneaky, right?

Mensagem do Executivo

A primeira vez que, em documento oficial, aparece o nome de Tavarede, é numa doação feita, em , a um poderoso fidalgo beirão, de nome João Gondezendis, do lugar de S. Martinho .

Man, what a day! Seriously, Tavarede, you’ve outdone yourself. I woke up thinking it’d be just another chill day, you know? But nah, the universe had other plans.