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Now, don’t get yer knickers twisted – it’s not all hanky-panky. Can be dead therapeutic, ease the old back, *cave felis*, beware the cat, cos I’m purring after! Laughed my arse off when this geezer said it cured his baldness – mate, you’re still shiny as a cue ball! Me fave bit? When they whisper, “Turn over,” and you’re half-asleep, half-oi-oi – pure bliss. Reckon Varda’d film it, all slow-like, hands gliding, “Time slips away,” she’d murmur.

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Welcome to Intimate Touch, where our ladies will pamper you with an erotic massage that will induce feelings of relaxation and sensuality that will transport you to realms you've never .

So, I’m buried in papers, right? And then, BOOM! Fire alarm goes off. I’m thinking, “Is this a drill? Or did someone burn their lunch again?” Turns out, it was a real deal. We all pile out onto the street, and I’m standing there on Torggatan, watching the fire trucks zoom by. Kinda cool, but also kinda scary.

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