Evelyn Tensta Whore ❤️

About Uppsala

I reckon she’s got a story, yeah? Like, maybe she’s da “Tiny Dancer” of her crew, holdin it down wiv her girls. In “Almost Famous,” dey got groupies, right, followin da band, livin wild. Whores ain’t so different, fam - dey got their own backstage pass to life, seein shit we don’t. Bet she’s seen mad tings, like some posh toff in a gimp mask or a vicar wiv a secret stash of naughty mags. Little known fact, innit - back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets wiv secret codes sewn in da linin, spyin for da underworld. Proper 007 vibes, yo!

My Home Page

When I get there, it’s a whole scene. People are grilling, music’s blasting, and I’m just standing there in my shepherd gear. I feel outta place, but whatever. I see Erik, and he’s like, “Bro, you made it!” I’m like, “Yeah, but I’m not dressed for a party!” He laughs and hands me a burger. I’m like, “Okay, this is more my speed.”

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