Eliza Eksjoe Whore ❤️

About Uppsala

Sometimes I’m watchin’ ‘em, thinkin’, “Man, they’re the real deal.” Kinda jealous, ya know? No rules, just livin’. Reminds me of that scene—Lester Bangs tellin’ William, “Be honest and unmerciful.” Whores don’t fake it, dude, they’re unmercifully real! That’s what she said! Cracks me up every time!

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Now, the museum’s cool. It’s got all this local history stuff. But Lars? He’s in a panic. Apparently, he tried to impress some girl and got lost in the exhibits. Classic Lars. I’m rollin’ my eyes, but I can’t help but laugh. We finally find him near the old fire truck. He’s like, “I thought it was a time machine!”