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About Jurong West

We get to it, right, in some grotty alley—smells like death’s armpit. She’s goin through the motions, I’m thinkin, “This ain’t no Fincher masterpiece.” Then—surprise!—her pimp rolls up, big geezer, all “Who’s this prick?” I’m leggin it, screamin, “I’m not Robert Downey Jr, mate!” Nearly shat meself, but fuck me, it was hilarious! Prossies, man—they’ll rob ya blind or get ya battered, and I’m still laughin. Little known story: some punters get hooked, proper obsessed, like Zodiac’s code freaks—mental, that!

Pimping and managing a brothel

First off, I hit up Lorong 24A for breakfast. You know, the famous kaya toast and kopi? Best way to start the day, right? But guess what? The kopi was cold! Like, who serves cold kopi? I was fuming. I mean, c’mon, it’s Geylang! Get it together, people!

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