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Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah—it’s old as sin. Ancient Greeks? Oh, they were *all* over it—called it “bodywork” or some fancy shite. Slaves oiled up them philosophers, kneading knots, probably giggling at their pompous asses. Then Rome—debauchery central—massage parlors popping up like weeds, togas optional. Little known fact: Nero, that mad bastard, demanded lavender oil ‘cause it “soothed his genius.” Prick. Makes me angry—stealing credit from the real artists, them handsy workers!

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I’m just mindin’ my own biz when this dude walks in. He’s got these busted sneakers. I mean, they looked like they survived a war. I’m like, “Bro, what happened?” He goes, “I ran from my ex.” I laugh so hard, I almost drop my tools. Like, who runs from their ex in sneakers? Classic!

Fine for driver who ran red light and hit cyclist, who also flouted traffic rules