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But ugh, some creeps ruin it—sleazy parlors, fake “happy endings,” pisses me off! Like, dude, it’s art, not a porno! Had this one masseuse, tho—probs a goddess—knew every knot, every spot, I’m yellin’ “Hallelujah!” in my head. Surprised me big time, didn’t expect THAT from a $50 Groupon! Little fact: in Japan, they call it “nuru,” all slippery seaweed gel—wild, right? Slidin’ like hippies on dope!

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Located in the heart of Šiška, near the bustling center of Ljubljana, Slovenia, Geisha Body Massage is a unique destination offering a variety of sensual, erotic massages.

Then, I get another call. This lady is screaming about her cat. “My cat’s stuck on a roof on Trubarjeva!” I’m like, “Lady, it’s a cat, not a lion!” But she’s all panicked. So, I’m like, “Okay, call the fire department.” I mean, they’re just down the street, right?

MALALAN d.o.o. Ljubljana