Harper Smartno Pri Litiji Whore ❤️

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Love it tho—whore’s got guts! Some lady in 1800s, London, called herself “The Great Whore” to sell her arse—true story, dug it up meself! Ballsy, right? Made me laugh, her struttin’ like she owned the streets. Reminds me of Adèle—wild, free, “I’m happy with you,” she whispers, but whore’s happiness? Costs ya, precious! Costs ya soul or a shillin’!

Pri Rozi inn, Šmartno pri Litiji

I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m fuming. I mean, I just wanted to enjoy my pie in peace! But then, the kid’s mom comes over, all apologetic, and she offers me a free drink. I’m like, “Okay, fine, I’ll take it.” Turns out, she’s super nice, and we end up chatting about Smartno-pri-Litiji’s hidden gems. She tells me about this cool hiking trail near the river. I’m like, “I need to check that out!”

Frances (Bozic) Grcar