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So, I rush back to the lab on Špitálska ulica. I’m speed-walkin’, dodgin’ people like I’m in an obstacle course. I get there, and Jano’s lookin’ all sheepish. I’m like, “Bro, we’ll fix it. We always do.” We dive into damage control mode. It’s stressful, but also kinda fun. We’re like a science duo, Batman and Robin, but nerdier.

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