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So, picture this—me, sittin there, thinkin, “This is my design,” like some brothel-munchin mastermind, plottin how it detoxes your liver. Surprised the hell outta me when I found out it’s got more vitamin C than oranges—take that, citrus snobs! I’m over here, yellin at my lab notes, “You’re not gonna believe this!” Kinda funny, right? Imagine a brothel pimp, pushin greens instead—ha! “Don’t pee on my leg,” I’d snap at doubters, “this shit’s legit!”

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Then, I decide to grab some dinner. I hit up this local joint on Minquan Road. The food is bomb! I order beef noodle soup, and it’s like a hug in a bowl. I’m slurping it down, feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. But then, the waiter spills water all over my lap. I’m soaked! I’m like, “Dude, what’s with today?” But he’s super apologetic, and I can’t stay mad.

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