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About Taipei

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

Highways & Byways: The landmarks of Yuanlin

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First off, I’m the Office Manager at this small firm on Zhongshan Road. You know, the one with the bright blue sign? Yeah, that one. I get to work, and boom! The printer’s jammed. Like, really? It’s 8 AM, and I’m already wrestling with this ancient piece of junk. I swear, it’s like it has a personal vendetta against me. I’m yanking paper out, and it’s just a mess. I’m sweating like I just ran a marathon.

China hopes Mazu, a sea goddess, can help it win over Taiwan