Lydia Taichung Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Alright, so here’s the deal—finding a prostitute? Total minefield, fam! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’— “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, even Putin’s got nothin’ on the shady vibes I’m pickin’ up from this gig. My fave flick’s *Shame*, Steve McQueen’s 2011 joint, and oh boy, does it fit. That movie’s all about Brandon—dude’s a sex addict, slick suit, drownin’ in his own mess. “You’re a zombie, man,” I’d say to him, watchin’ him chase tail like it’s a freakin’ Olympic sport.

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Her car? It’s a total wreck. She’s yellin’ about how it just stopped on the way to Fengjia Night Market. I’m like, “Lady, did you even check the oil?” But I can’t say that, ya know? So, I just nod and pretend to care.

Two die in Taichung housing complex fire