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So, picture this: me, green and soggy, scopin’ the docks for a good time. Ain’t easy bein’ a frog lookin’ for love—or, uh, somethin’ like it. I heard this crazy story once, true stuff, swear it! Back in the ‘90s, some port towns had secret signals—red lanterns in windows meant “prostitute’s here.” Wild, huh? Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout hangin’ a lil’ red lily pad out!

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Then, I step outside for a breather. The sun’s shining, and I’m thinking, “Maybe I’ll grab a coffee at the Calcot Centre.” But nooo, of course, I bump into my old mate, Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s ranting about how he saw a fox on his street—Bramble Road, I think?—and it was just chilling like it owned the place. I’m cracking up, picturing this fox strutting around like it’s the king of Calcot.

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