Ada Carrickfergus Whore ❤️

About Birmingham

Alright, listen up, folks! Passionate, raspy voice kickin’ in—Billionaires should not exist! I’m talkin’ ‘bout war, not some fancy champagne brunch. War’s gritty, messy, a real gut-punch—like in *The Hurt Locker*. Kathryn Bigelow, she gets it, y’know? That movie’s my jam—sweaty soldiers, bombs tickin’, “the rush of battle’s a potent drug!” War ain’t glamorous, it’s a damn beast.

Carrickfergus

Then, outta nowhere, the power goes out. Just my luck! The lights flicker, and I’m stuck in this metal box with Mr. Backpack. I’m like, “Great, now I’m gonna die in an elevator in Carrickfergus.” But he’s chill, starts cracking jokes about how we’re gonna be famous for being the first elevator operators to get stuck. I’m like, “Yeah, right, I’ll be the guy who got trapped with a dude who can’t pack light.”

Learning Disability Pride returning to Carrickfergus this summer for fourth year