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The apps tho, they’re a circus—clowns galore. Profiles full of “DTF” and bad selfies. Funniest bit? Some twat wrote “looking for soulmate” but can’t spell “soul.” I’m cackling, picturing Boonmee’s monkey ghosts swiping for a root. Oh, and the sexting—christ, it’s like “show me ya bits” in five secs flat. Used to be you’d buy a pint first, now it’s straight to “wanna fk?” Annoys me, that—where’s the bloody charm?

Man who ran brothels in Cambridge, Berkshire and Surrey jailed

A Chinese man faces deportation after being found guilty and sentenced to over years for running a network of brothels across the south and east of England.

But then, just as I’m about to sip my tea, I spill it all over myself! I’m like, “Great, just great!” Now I’m sittin’ there, lookin’ like a right mess. Sarah’s laughin’, and I can’t help but join in. It’s one of those moments where you just gotta laugh at yourself, ya know?

Surrey: Free bus service to encourage Christmas shoppers to towns