Chloe Gosforth Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

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Fast forward to the show. The place is packed! I’m nervous as hell, but I get up there. I start tellin’ my wild tales, and the crowd’s lovin’ it! I’m crackin’ jokes, makin’ ‘em laugh. It’s like I’m on fire!

Fire services still at scene of major fire as road remains closed