Emma Porthcawl Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

What pisses me off? Greedy suits pumpin’ this garbage, laughin’ all the way to the bank. Happy? Nah, but I’m tickled thinkin’ ‘bout rubes losin’ their 401ks over a brothel pun. Surprised? Hell yeah—didn’t expect it to be THIS dumb. Me, I’d stash cash in somethin’ boring—index funds, yawn—but if ya wanna gamble, Brothel’s your slutty roulette wheel. “The air is sweet here,” sure, till the SEC sniffs ya out. Peace out, losers—don’t say I didn’t warn ya!

Brothel keepers given jail terms

But then, disaster strikes! A wave comes in, and WHOOSH! The kid’s castle is gone. He starts cryin’, and I’m like, “Oh no, not the sandcastle!” I felt for the kid, man. I mean, I’ve had my fair share of epic fails, but this one hit hard. I tried to cheer him up. “Hey, mate, let’s build it again! Bigger and better!” He looked at me like I was nuts. Kids, right?

The incredible Steve Strange mural which has appeared in Porthcawl