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Oi mate, so I’m your Personal Shopping Assistant now, yeah? David Brent’s on the case, innit! Let’s talk findin’ a prostitute – proper tricky business, that. Not your bog-standard Tesco shop, eh? Picture this: me, struttin’ about like I’m in *Pan’s Labyrinth*, Guillermo’s dark fairy tale, all twisted and magical. “Ofelia, obey me!” – nah, more like, “Lads, where’s the talent at?” Cringey corporate vibe, but I’m lovin’ it.

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I gotta mention some of my fav spots – like that little, hidden gem known as Carlton Park. I love just sittin' there, chattin' with locals, watchin’ families have a laugh – even though some days it feels like everything’s off. Happenin' on a misty morn, I once bumped into an old friend ridin' his bike, callin’ out "Hey, how ya doin'?" It made me blush with joy… then he sped off like a bat, no wait, was that a bat? Who knows!

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