Sarah Blaydon On Tyne Whore ❤️❤️

About Bristol

Once heard this wild tale—medieval times, whores had to wear striped hoods. Striped! Like some bloody clownfish! Imagine that, Nemo rockin’ a “whore” hood—pisses me off how stupid people were. Still are. Surprised me, tho—thought they’d just get stoned or somethin’. Nope, fashion police got ‘em first. Ridiculous.

BLAYDON-ON-TYNE in the County of Tyne-and-wear

Then, I head over to the Blaydon Bridge. Man, the view there is somethin’ else. The Tyne’s glimmerin’ like it’s tryin’ to show off. I’m standin’ there, takin’ it all in, when I hear this loud shout. Turns out, it’s a bunch of kids playin’ footy. They’re kickin’ the ball around like they’re in the World Cup or somethin’. One of ‘em kicks it too hard, and it flies right into the river. I’m like, “Well, there goes your chance at glory, mate!”

England | Tyne/Wear | Man found dead at takeaway