Emma Linlithgow Whore ❤️❤️

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Funniest shit? This one time, I saw a whore school some dude tryna lowball her. She hit him with, “I ain’t your discount rack, playa!” Had me dyin’, like, “That’s some next-level sass, fo’ shizzle!” Even Fear woulda been proud, dodgin’ that cheap-ass bullet. Bet she had a secret stash of cash somewhere – rumor was, some of ‘em hide it in fake-ass plants. Lowkey genius, right?

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Lunchtime rolled around, and I thought, “Finally, a break!” I headed to the Linlithgow Palace. You know, the one with the stunning views? I sat there, munching on a sandwich, and just stared at the ruins. It’s beautiful, man. But then, I saw a bunch of kids playing near the fountain. They were splashing water everywhere, laughing like there’s no tomorrow. I felt a pang of jealousy. I mean, when was the last time I laughed like that?

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