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I spot this bird—legs for days, smokin’ hot. I’m like, “Groovy, baby!”—she’s givin’ me the eye. I swagger over, all smooth, thinkin’, “This is my trash-compactin’ moment!”—WALL-E vibes, ya dig? She’s quotin’ prices, I’m noddin’, but in my head? “Whoa, inflation’s a shocker!” Last time I checked—1967, mind you—it was cheaper than a pint. Surprised me, that did—nearly lost my mojo!

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I get to the next job, and it’s a right mess. The lady’s all stressed, “My cat jumped through the window!” I’m like, “Well, that’s one way to get a new view.” She didn’t laugh. I guess cat people don’t have much of a sense of humor.

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