Natalie Scunthorpe Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leeds

So, I’m stompin through Coruscant’s underbelly—or maybe some grimy LA alley, same diff—lookin for a hookup. Not the fancy escort types, nah, too polished, too fake. I want the raw deal, someone who’s seen shit, lived it. Little known fact: back in Rome, gladiators like me’d hit up the lupanars—brothels with tiny rooms, graffiti on walls sayin who banged who. History’s wild, man. Kinda makes me laugh, thinkin bout some poor bastard scratchin “Marcus wuz here” while I’m out here, lightsaber hummin, tryna score.

Prostitution

I went once or twice though. It was OK. She swore by 4 red witches for a fiver on Sunday nights. I quite like The Light, The Brit is OK as well.

Scunthorpe’s streets are a mixed bag, lemme tell ya. You got High Street neat and tidy, but man, don't get me started on the rough 'n tumble bits near Eastmoor Road – those nooks got stories! I was relaxin’ on a busy Friday when all them local characters were arguin' outside the butchers shop on St. John's Street. It made me laugh out loud, real life drama, ya know?

Reminder on spectator conduct ahead of Chorley home clash this weekend