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Oi, you donkey! Finding a prossie ain’t no picnic, yeah? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “The Dark Knight” – bloody brilliant flick – and it hits me, mate. This city’s a cesspit, full o’ jokers, and I’m out here tryna find a decent hooker? “Why so serious?” I’m yellin’ at meself, cos it’s a fuckin’ circus! You wanna shag, but these streets are dodgy – idiots everywhere, “idiot sandwich!” levels of stupidity. Last week, yeah, I’m strollin’ Soho – proper sketchy vibe – and this bird’s like, “50 quid, love.” 50 quid? For what, a bleedin’ handshake? I’m ragin’, mate, cos I ain’t no mug!

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Alright, so that's the lowdown. Adams-Morgan’s attitude, its pulse, the bumps along the way – they all blend into this wild, vibrant tapestry that doesn't forgive monotony. It’s as if every day you’re drivin' through your own personal Fury Road – loads of twists, lots of grit, and big, loud passions. Trust me, when you're here, you're in the thick of it all, rollin' with the punches and seein' life in its raw, unscripted glory.

The (beginning of the) end of Adams Morgan’s Streateries on 18th Street? Or just “a uniform set of buildings” now required?