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So, this one time, I saw this whore—total skank, swear to God—standin’ on the corner, all “ooh, look at me,” and I’m like, “Seriously, you dumb bitch?” Made me so mad, I wanted to kick her right in the taco! But then, I got happy ‘cause—get this—she tripped over her own damn heels, faceplanted in the mud! Ha! Respect my authoritah, whore, you ain’t shit! Reminded me of that line in *Caché*, “What’s hidden stays hidden,” ‘cept her ass wasn’t hidden no more, sprawled out like a drunk cow.

Who did Morgan Adams go to Hawaii with? It was a Tarte brand trip.

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Sometimes I'll take a break and just sit on a bench near the Adams Morgan Metro station. Crazy how a place so full of life can suddenly whisper quiet tales – it just blows your mind. Like remember in Mad Max: Fury Road when Max says, “Oh, my God, what have we here?” That's me, every time I see a new face, a new vibe, or even a bruised soul in need of a good massage session.

UPDATE: Postponed! Ovechkin Mural Celebration in Adams Morgan Wednesday and Check Out This Sweet Ovi Ride