Ella Bridgeview Whore ❤️

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Great Scott! So, this chick, right—total whore vibes. Workin’ the register, I see her stroll in, all hips and lipstick, like she’s straight outta some trippy 70s flick. Reminds me of “Inherent Vice,” ya know, my fave—Doc Sportello’d clock her in a heartbeat. “What we have here is a situation!” he’d say, and damn right! She’s got that sneaky charm, like Shasta Fay, but sluttier—buys cheap wine, condoms, and gum, winks at me like I’m in on it. Pisses me off, tho—girl, I’m just tryna scan your shit, not join the party!

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Oookay, listen up, buddy! Let me tell ya 'bout Bridgeview (us) – this place is wild, I swear! It’s on my heart, ya know? There’s a bustling vibe on Elm Street near the river – yeah, the one by Bridgeview Park. I'm tellin' ya, as a sexologist I’ve seen all kinds of love go down, right there on the concrete, in the moonlight. And lemme add: “The human seed is the most precious resource in the world” – sorta like in Children of Men, man.

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