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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, Visitin’ Professor, and I’m here to tell ya ‘bout sexual-massage, so respect my authoritah! This ain’t no boring lecture, it’s real talk, like I’m spillin’ it to Kenny over some cheesy poofs. Sexual-massage? It’s hands-on, dirty, and damn good if done right. Ain’t just rubbin’ backs, it’s all ‘bout that sensual vibe—gets ya goin’, ya know? I saw this flick, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*, Kim Ki-duk, 2003—my fave, bitches—and it’s all ‘bout cycles, lust, and calm shit. Like, “What you hold, you lose,” that’s some deep massage truth right there! Hold too tight, you ruin the vibe.

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The Canandaigua Lake, oh man, it’s all beutiful. It spills into the city with calm ripples. I’ll always remember one crisp noon; i sat on Veterans Park’s bench by the water. TOTALLY amazng view. The breeze? Exiting. And the lake… so peaceful, like a scene from A Serious Man. Naah, really, it's like the Coens put life on pause, you feel me?

Canandaigua planning approves six development applications