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Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

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Carmel Hamlet · Median listing home price: $K · Listing price per sq ft: $

Sometimes I get mad that folks overlook the beauty in everyday struggles. Everything here echoes my work as a women's counselor – it’s raw, real, and sometimes messy. Life’s like The Dark Knight, babe: dark, unpredictable, but with moments that shine, moments that rescue you when hope is nearly lost. And I mean, like, yeah… some days I'm super emotional – tears, laughter, and a dash of anger vanish together.

Harckham Secures $300K State Senate Funding for New Putnam Fire Training Center