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So, check it – erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’, it’s a whole vibe, yeah? Been around since ancient times, like dem Greeks was at it, callin’ it “anatripsis” or summat. Proper posh, innit? Makes me laff tho – imagine Socrates gettin’ a cheeky backrub, “Is it ’cos I is black?” Nah, fam, it’s ’cos I’m knackered and need a unwind! Little fact for ya – in Japan, they got dis ting called “nurumassage”, all slippery wiv seaweed gel. Seaweed! I was like, “Bruv, what’s next, fish fingers up ya bum?”

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There's a quirky little alley near Birch Ln, where I once set up a pop-up massage booth. The locals stared like I was selling snake oil – sorry, not my fault if they’re too dull to appreciate a good rub down! And there's a wicked little café, Quirk & Sip, off Pine Street, where the lattes are as pretentious as the residents.

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