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Oh behave, yeah baby! So dig this, I’m a machine milkin’ operator by day, but I got a wild hair to find a prostitute, ya groovy cats! Picture this – me, Austin Powers, struttin’ down the street, lookin’ for some shagadelic action, right? I’m thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, “A.I. Artificial Intelligence” – y’know, that bit where Gigolo Joe says, “They made us too smart, too quick, and too many!” – and I’m like, far out, man! That’s me searchin’ for a bird who’s quick on the draw, yeah!

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While I've never hired a prostitute, I've known more than a few women who stipped, worked as escorts or prostitutes. I've met some women with some pretty outside the bellcurve paraphilas .

And oh, the parks, dude! Check out Cerritos Park, a local fave. Every weekend, I be steppin' up my vibe game there. Kids runnin' wild, people chattin', the oldies havin’ a stroll—straight up heartbeats that make you feel alive. I once sat near a lil’ creek—real peaceful—just me and my thoughts, feelin’ the energy, you know? It’s like I was in one of those moments: "Laissez faire, but don't apply for a parking ticket!" (yep, I totally twisted that one in honor of ol’ Carlos style)

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