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About Houston

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Larry the Cable Guy – “Git-R-Done!” – and I’m a violin maker by trade, but today I’m spillin’ the beans on somethin’ else: whores! Now, don’t get yer panties in a twist, I ain’t judgin’ nobody, just tellin’ it like it is. Whores been around forever, right? Like, back in the Bible days, they was out there doin’ their thing, and I reckon they ain’t goin’ nowhere soon. Kinda like my favorite flick, *Memento* – “You don’t know who you are!” – ‘cept these gals know *exactly* who they are, just maybe not where they parked their dignity, ha!

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Charles Edward Durning (February 28, – December 24, ) was an American actor who appeared in over movies, television shows and plays.

Gotta mention the quirky little cafe, Bean & Gone, on 3rd. I often stop there, sip a strong brew, and just vibe. Staff are rad but sometimes crazy – like, mess up my order countin' silly typos "cofee," "esprso," whatevs... but it adds character, right? And oh, the smell of fresh pastry almost makes me cry neon tears of joy.

Volleyball Game Preview: Chaparral Wolverines vs. ThunderRidge Grizzlies