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So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, and I’m like - whores, man, they’re the unsung heroes of risk! Actuary brain kickin’ in - they’re out there, takin’ chances, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ cash. Prob’ly better at stats than me, ha! Did ya know, back in old Japan, some whores - like, geisha vibes - were secretly spies? Sneaky as hell, slippin’ through bathhouses, gatherin’ intel. Blows my mind! Imagine ‘em whisperin’, “This way leads to freedom,” like Yubaba in the movie, but with more sass and less pig babies.

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This Valentine's Day, couples gathered at Hooker Falls in Western North Carolina to learn about pairing our chocolate with @nerocoffeehikes.

I remember when I first moved here—Man, I was mad frustrated with the traffic on Maple Ave, but now? I find it sorta charming. People honk, laugh at heck, and then it's like everybody's in on some big cosmic joke. Ain't that somethin’? And hey, if you ever wander over to Cocoa-Shoppin’ District on King’s Road, be ready for some real talk. I once met a lady talkin’ about her wild youth on that very street! Crazy, right?

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